Star Cast : Kapil Sharma, Maradona Rebello, Zeenat Aman, Helen, Rituparna Sengupta
DVD Features: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround,NTSC All Regions,English Subtitles
Director : Sanjay Sharma

Both are gay, but as the “hookar” figures, the suit’s slept with a guy only once in college. So he’s “almost a vaargin.” “Doood!” They scoot off to a “hotal” in Goa, make passionate love, butt naked, moaning in place, lips locked. It’s the scene the film was made for. Done. Passed.It's hard to estimate India’s homosexual population. Most breathe uneasy in their closets. Surely they deserve a movie for their own visual pleasures. This is it, I suppose.

If you’re male and swing towards women, you endure Rakhee Sawant. Lesbians get Girlfriend (Amrita Arora, Eesha Koppikar).  Gay crowds endure this. It’s only fair. Bollywood’s entire Rotary Club – Zeenat Aman, Kabir Bedi, Helen, Parikshit Sahni, name it – has graciously woken up from their slumber, gotten together to serve us homosexual entertainment to die for (or literally die against). Blasphemy is in the ears of the listener. At some point, even Lata Mangeshkar’s deified high pitch juts out of the background score, “Downt knouw why… Na Jaane Kyon.” I’m not kidding.

The movie’s been canned entirely in English. Basic grammar – “I cheating you,” “I explain you” – evidently isn’t the screenwriter’s strongest point. Strange story telling is. He should be suitably forgiven thus. Just so his creativity doesn’t go berserk still, the filmmakers have hired a “script doctor”, a job profile rarely credited in Hindi films.